Hello.
Back again?
My, we are gluttons for punishment, aren't we.
Before we start our guided tour let me explain how the system down here works.
Most of our entertainments are not designed to inflict physical pain. Don't forget that we don't get bodies down here, just the spiritual remains of the organic form, and physical pain only lasts for so long before the mind cuts off or goes insane.
Sometime I like to use a little tickle of the physical to get their attention. You know the types of things I mean;
A little blast from a flamethrower.
Shotgun blast to the scrotum for the guys.
Needle tipped breast vice for the girls.
Just the minimum to help them focus.
The real Hell-experience uses mental and emotional techniques to maximise the suffering and pain.
And so to the Paint and Music room.
This particular room is for males only.
All of the guys are strapped into chairs.
Nice comfortable-looking chairs of leather and chrome, that were designed by vindictive aggressive and militant Lesbians. They are designed to exert particularly excruciating pressure onto those parts guys value most.
Every guy there is kept facing a blank newly painted wall.
In front of the wall is a small stage.
A double bass stands upright.
Music of sorts is playing, it's loud, very loud, just under the pain threshold.
It's by Schoenberg. You can just hear the guys moaning above the music .
There's a hint of screeching chalk winding in and out of the atonal sounds.
All of the guys have full bladders, almost ready to burst, but not quite.
The walls are completely featureless, but the wall they are staring at is covered in wet paint. The only thing they can see is the double bass and the drying paint.
This continues for a little while. About 200 years.
Just as they think they cannot handle it any more, a man steps out and stands behind the Double Bass. The Schoenberg stops. The chalk screeching stops. The man begins to play the bass. Badly.
The best moment, the one I really savour, is when the men realise they are actually enjoying the bad double bass playing. It's when their screaming is so loud that no one can hear the bass, that the whole cycle starts again.
Ah. So satisfying..
Is this the Hell for you?
You have another preference in mind?
Let Me know.
I cast you out, beast.
ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήNope.
ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήDidn't work.
I'm still here.
I don't think Second was referring to you as 'beast'. I think he was just using a coloquial expression - sort of like 'Sup Mista?'.
ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήI like this. I think though that double bass playing is interminable. I cannot see them getting any respite.
ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήSatan, be off! You are not welcome here.
ΑπάντησηΔιαγραφήI like your Pizzas.
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