We're still having those damned maintenance problems in Sector 22. The brimstone was starting to turn solid because the induction heaters kept on going off-line. If that river of brimstone had actually crystalized, it would have stopped the entire western section revitalization.
I had the head of maintenance gutted, impaled and scheduled to dip into the boiling sulfuric acid every half hour. Motivation is so important in running an efficient organization.
I managed to skim some of the cream from today's intake.
I got 122 Motivational Speakers and Managers
109 Boy Racers
I kept the Lawers and Motivators, they keep the souls down here in perpetual torment, and to be honest, those guys scare me a little.
The Boy Racers I sent back to recycle as soon as possible.
The educators I sent straight back. I don't want their type in Hell, they lower the tone, and no matter what I do to them, they just don't recognise reality. I kept one back though, making sure it was properly gagged. I cannot listen to the crap they spout. Even in Hell their are limits you know. But they're handy for really terrifying the few teachers I get down here. Most of the teachers who kick the bucket end up with Her upstairs, they've already had as much torture as any mortal soul can take in their earthly lives. Some of their experiences have given me plenty of ideas to use in the eternal torment. Those kids are really inventive, chip of the old block!
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Have a nice day now, y'hear?
Well done TSB.
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