Hi again future clients,
keeping well?
Hmm pity.
The next section to see is one of the smallest. The smallest is the special Hell I've made for Adolf, he's over there in the Ghetto. I'm not going to describe Adolf's little corner, it's just too awful, and I've just eaten.
Now where was I?
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| The Sistine Chapel |
Ah yes, the Popes.
Too be fair, some of them aren't here, they're with Her upstairs, but that's just four of them. The rest are over there, in that copy of the Sistine chapel. Most of these gentlemen are down here with me, because of office politics. They knew what the right thing to do was, the choice which would have been to the benefit of their members, but instead they took another choice.
There's a long list from these boyos
Contraception (The Pill)
Stem cell research
Abortion
Contraception again (Condoms)
Contraception yet again (The Rhythm method) These guys are really obsessed with sex.
Gay priests
Gay priests buggering little boys under their care (I've got a really special section down here for these bastards, staffed by my most inventive demons, but under the supervision of Torqameda, Ghenghis Khan, Eichmann and de Sade. Pol Pot is occasionally used as a consultant.
Celibacy (Surely the most stupid idea ever to come out of any organisation, even the UN)
Hypocrisy
Simony
Murder (good example form the "Head of the Church", but there were a lot in the 14th and 15th centuries)
The list goes on and on.
Inside the chapel , the art is as good as the original. Well it should be, I've got Michelangelo down here. (Most artists and musicians end up with me. The poor sods have so much creative energy pent-up that they do the most appalling things just to get some relief)
But the art is changed, it's much more lascivious. The popes are all chained into comfortable thrones, their hands secured.
A constant flow of naked and semi-naked men and women pass by, doing the most erotic things to each other, but the Popes cannot touch, they cannot speak, they cannot move. Think of the frustration which builds up, especially as this goes on for ever (literally)
It just gives them a taste for the frustration many of their flock felt when the stupidity, venality and corruption of the Church was made public.
These guys did a better job of driving millions down to me than anyone else.
Well done.
Suffer for all eternity, you know it makes sense.
Next time, the musicians.
Have a nice day
